Vernon Koekemoer Wish

Vernon is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."

Vernon thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. Vernon starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

Vernon says, "I want two more of these."