April 3, 2008 - 19:44 — FranklyWrankles
FranklyWrankles meets the H-2-Ou who out norrissed Chuck Norris, hassled the Hoff and made Riaan Cruywagen passé.
Once upon a time the man now known as Vernon Koekemoer was a normal bloke from Benoni. On an ordinary day he pulled on his tight black acrylic shorts, tied a firm knot in the figure-hugging blouse that showed his spectacular muscles off to their best advantage, and blow dried his mullet before heading of to Wild Waters. He was standing on the verge of Boksburg’s famed water park, absent mindedly flexing his biceps when click! His photo was taken and a legend was born.
Within days the man who put the moer back in koek was a hero. His photo was emailed around the country and he became a viral sensation quicker than you can say boertjie. Now you can't open your mail box, go to FaceBook, read the news or Google without Vernon popping up somewhere.
But who the hell is this WildWater Rambo? Apparently he's a hell of a friendly but incredibly shy. Despite the fact that he can kick Chuck Norris' arse stukkend, out Els Ernie, save Zimbabwe, and kill the grendle Beowulf couldn't, Vern is not lapping up celebrity and has been dodging the media for weeks.
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