The dress theme was to symbolize a country. Unsure what to do, he hid in a bush outside the hall and watched what was going on.
A woman arrived scantily dressed in a few feathers. When the doorman asked what country she was she said "Turkey", so he said, "Feathers, Turkey, OK you can go in".
Another beautiful and shapely woman arrived clad only in a "G" string, her body smeared with oil. She said she was Iran. "Oil, Iran." OK go in.
So then Vern sauntered up to the door naked except for a brown paper packet placed over his manhood and said he was from Pakistan.
The doorman could not understand and asked Vern to explain: "Bring daardie twee meisies uit, dan sal jy sien hoe hierdie pakkie staan!!!"
eng. (Bring those two girls back out and you'll see how this pakistands!!!)
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