Nostradamus did not predict the end of the world. He predicted Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer can delete the Recycle Bin.
Vernon Koekemoer makes onions cry.
Vernon Koekemoer can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Vernon Koekemoer can drown a fish.
When Vernon Koekemoer enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he
turns the dark off.
When Vernon Koekemoer looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not
even glass is stupid enough to get in between Vernon Koekemoer and Vernon
Koekemoer
The last digit of pi is Vernon Koekemoer. He is the end of all things.
Vernon Koekemoer does not dodge bullets.
Bullets dodge Vernon Koekemoer
If you spell Vernon Koekemoer wrong on Google it doesn’t say, "Did you mean
Vernon Koekemoer?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the
chance because Vernon will laaik moer you!"
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