He stepped on the gas but at 80 Kmh the chicken was still keeping up. After about a kilometer of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
Vernon had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
"That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said Vernon. "How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
Follow-up on this story/joke
Vernon assisted the geneticist farmer to catch this three-legged chicken because he was also keen to taste it. So, Vernon made a plan and ambushed the chicken with his OU charm and simply moered him when the chicken was not looking.
And below is actual proof of this new type of chicken breed. Not the best angle, but still clearly showing the three legs. Vernon never got to taste the chicken because the farmer didn't have any beer or mayo to go with it, so Vernon excused himself and drove of into the sunset.
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