Vernon Koekemoer buying a chainsaw

Vern is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."

So, Vern takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" Vern asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," Vern tells himself. So, the next morning Vern gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.

Vern is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer is told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I is taking this saw back to the dealer," Vern says to himself.

The very next day Vern brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by Vern's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine."

Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which Vern responds, "What are that noise?