Vern and the glass eye

Vernon Koekemoer was like dining in a lekka fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead chick sitting at the next table wearing a taight jean pant. Vern had been checking her out since he sat down and laaiked what he are seeing very much. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the Vern. Like a tiger Vern reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites Vern to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks Vern if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. Vernon is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," Vern said, "you are laaik the perfect chick. Are you this nice to every guy you are meeting?" "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."